Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

[Mick-HH]

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles
<BR>Motorcycles´ curves never sag.
<BR>Motorcycles last longer.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t get pregnant.
<BR>You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t have parents.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t whine unless something is really wrong.
<BR>You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
<BR>You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
<BR>If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
<BR>You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
<BR>If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
<BR>When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
<BR>New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don´t want to pay for them, you don´t get them.
<BR>If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
<BR>If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
<BR>If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
<BR>If your Motorcycle is miss aligned, you don´t have to discuss politics to correct it.
<BR>You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
<BR>You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
<BR>You don´t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
<BR>You don´t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
<BR>You don´t have to convince your Motorcycle that you´re a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
<BR>If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don´t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
<BR>You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won´t get sore.
<BR>Your parents don´t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
<BR>Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t insult you if you are a bad rider.
<BR>Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
<BR>Motorcycles don´t care if you are late.
<BR>You don´t have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
<BR>It´s always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
<BR>If your Motorcycle doesn´t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
<BR>You can´t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don´t know very well.
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<BR>Ok, wahrscheinlich nicht neu aber vielleicht kennen die noch nicht alle...
<BR>Gruß
<BR>Michael